Stupid Cheese.

15 10 2007

Congrats Mike. You sat in cold rain to watch some miserable football. You deserve to enjoy the results. Hopefully we’ll get a rematch in January.





Interested?

11 10 2007

Click Here.





Just South of Crazy.

30 09 2007

Have you ever heard of the Political Compass? In a nutshell, you take this test and it evaluates your answers and generates a number that can be plotted on a chart with axis including Authoritarian, Libertarian, Left, and Right. That is to say that the Compass itself is more than a linear measure of where you fall between left, right and moderate…After all, both Stalin and Gandhi were leftists, so obviously a linear model isn’t all that helpful.

Here’s a link to the test. It takes about 3 or 5 minutes to finish the whole thing and it’s really interesting. At the end, you can see a chart of the 2008 presidential candidates and where they fall on the chart. You may be shocked. I sort of thought I knew where I was going to fall, but I was still surprised when I compared my placement to theirs!

Ok – go take the test right now and come back before you read any further. I don’t want to spoil it for you!

Alright – so where did I land? I landed near Dennis Kucinich and Mike Gravel. Which is a little embarrassing because most people think they are crazyhorses. But, even in 2004, whenever I took a “find the candidate whose views match yours” quiz, good old [teeny] Kucinich was right at the top of my results. The thing is, I’m not embarrassed. I think most of my democrat friends would fall into the same general area. He and Gravel are the two candidates who acknowledge that gay marriage is an equality issue and that of course it should be legal. The only thing I really disagree with Kucinich about is Israel – which is a big enough deal to me to send my vote elsewhere. Other than that, he gets my whole Star Trek mentality – hell, he even has the ears.

What I am actually embarrassed about is where all of the other democratic candidates fall within the chart. Apparently, whether their answers depict their actual positions or their what-they-think-will-get-them-elected positions, all but the two supposed crazies are right of center. Which is weird to me. Not surprising, but weird. I really think that Hillary knows better. I doubt she believes in a god and I doubt she thinks gay marriage is wrong. I just think she – and Bill, too – are too intellectual and philosophical to believe otherwise. Not that people who do believe in a god and/or don’t believe in gay marriage are dumb and shallow – you all know what I mean.

So??? Where did you fall on the chart?! Please tell us in the comments – I’m dying to know!





Eurich!

24 09 2007

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: ————
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:14:41 EDT
Subject: what does a 320 pound woman look like?

 

The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?Now, before you look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you think a woman who weighs 320 looks like….


Got it?



Ready?


Not what you were expecting, was it??!!


The
tallest and biggest woman in the world lives in Holland

She is 7’4′ and weighs 320





DC Ad Week.

19 09 2007

Check out this amazing presentation. They showed it today – Day 1 of DC Ad Week – on the giant screen at the AFI Theater. The info on globalization and technology is awesome, but overwhelming. It’s very cool and worth watching – and, despite what the image below shows, it’s not about MySpace!


If you want to watch it in full screen view, click here to watch it directly on YouTube.





More Eurich!

17 09 2007

—– Original Message —–From: —————-

Sent: Tuesday, September 11, 2007 4:58 PM

Subject: FW: College football season

Pretty bad…

Subject: College football season

Subject: The new season is set to begin so – get to know your favorite SEC team !!!

Here is the traditional collegiate football quiz to begin the season. Even though you may know most of the answers, it is still fun to reminisce the halcyon days of yore.

(1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

……Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

…….A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?

……..Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?

……Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?

……There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?

……Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player’s life?

……His freshman year.

(8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

……None, that’s a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?

….. Baton Rouge , Louisiana . He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash…..)

(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

……You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.





Home Sweet Home.

15 09 2007

We’re home from Florida! L’shanah tovah to all. We just picked Ted up from Your Dog’s Best Friends, which is the cageless kennel where he stays when we go out of town. They asked us if he’d been in training because he’s so good now! No more crazy mouthiness from him! How nice was that to hear?! Now he’s home – and exhausted – and is passed out and snoring at Adam’s feet. It’s good to be home.