New Feature: Eurich’s Emails!

11 09 2007

Eurich Griffin is a brilliant and crazy. Think Doc Brown meets Thurgood Marshall meets your crazy uncle. One day someone is going to write a very interesting book about this man. Born in D.C. in the late 1930s, Eurich went on to graduate from Harvard Law School. But I’m not here to write that book now. I’m here to share Eurich’s glory.

Eurich has added me to his list of people who get his email forwards. I’m not complaining, but it is a bit strange since I know Eurich through Sandy’s family, but neither Sandy or her mother get these emails. It appears to be me and 9 other people. I consider myself lucky.

So starting today, I’m going to post the emails that Eurich sends me. I’m going to copy and paste them and maybe put them in bold, but otherwise you get them how I get them (with names and email addresses deleted). They aren’t all clean and they aren’t all funny, but I’m merely the messenger. I actually got two (!) yesterday, so I will share them both.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: ———–
To: ————–
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 06:59:05 -0700
Subject: FW: Grammar Lesson

 

Harry is getting along in years (50 or so) and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

 

The medicine man says, “I can cure this.” That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, “This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say ‘123’ and it shall rise for as long as you wish!”

Harry then asks, “What happens when it’s over, and I don’t want to continue?”

The medicine man replies: “All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned — it will not work again for another year!”

Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, “123.”

He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life … just as the medicine man had promised.

His wife, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, “What did you say 123 for?”

And that, my friends, is why you should not end a sentence with a preposition.

__________________________________________________________
———- Forwarded message ———-

From: ———-
To: eurich griffin
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 06:51:20 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: Fwd: good advice, funny, read this LOL
GOOD ADVICE !!!eurich griffin <ezgriffin38@yahoo.com> wrote:

Note: forwarded message attached.


Park yourself in front of a world of choices in alternative vehicles.
Visit the Yahoo! Auto Green Center.From: SurfinNChattin@aol.com
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 08:57:29 EDT
Subject: good advice, funny, read this LOL
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Thought for the day

Handle every situation like a dog does;

If you can’t eat it or screw it,

piss on it and walk away.

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