Behold the Oracle’s Wisdom.

17 08 2007

Get your Starbucks Personality Profile here.

Mine’s hilarious even though it doesn’t actually apply…

Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual

You’re liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you’re clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters “just in case it’s true.” All people who drink tall vanilla with whip chai are potheads.

Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores

Adam’s is awesome…

Personality type: Clueless

You don’t go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don’t know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink tall caramel apple cider are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall




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